She ran, quaking in terror. A cruising taxi! "Thank God!" she whimpered, flagging it. She scrambled into the back seat. "Anywhere!' she cried. "Just get me away! That man following me - he had no features! No eyes, nose, mouth! His face was perfectly smooth! Like an egg!"
The driver turned to her. "You mean . . like mine!"
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Crack a joke like that, Doc, and you must expect to end up with egg on your face! Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteJoke? JOKE? It's meant to be a miniature horror story.
DeleteOh! That's creepy. I'm suddenly into creepy too. This one reminds me of that old Twilight Zone episode where the aliens (or some such ugly creatures) try to fix the face of the "normal" girl.
ReplyDeleteA face like Humpty Dumpty's Ass!
ReplyDeleteVery nicely rewritten Doc.
Your warped sense of Horror is always a grin.
Thanks for playing, and please have a Kick Ass Week-End
Oh yes, always watch out for those perfectly smooth men! Very creepy and clever.
ReplyDeleteCreepy, clever and perfectly smooth! Moi?
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