Tess's Christmas prompt is Bert Stern's iconic portrait of a Hollywood icon. (The idea of putting new words to a seasonal tune comes from Magpie No.20. Thank you, Frances)
J.F.K from Capitol Hill,
heads down town in search of a thrill.
Finds blonde tottie
Certainly fills his bill.
Ooo-err! Star of "Misfits"
star of the Gynormous Chest
self supporting, gets him snorting,
(Bet she thinks "He's a pest.")
All she wears at night is Chanel.
drives her suitors wild with the smell
(Wishes they'd go to H***)
Finds tonight his backache is bad
(Want to bet that makes her feel glad?)
Pretends she's willing
but pain's killing
daydreams of Jack the Lad
Two cupfuls of Panadol
still his interest seems to loll.
Says with sorrow
She thinks that's very droll.
Poor lost lass, she'd never a chance.
Men brought lust disguised as romance.
led her a dreadful dance.
Notes. President Kennedy suffered much from backache, probably because he found it difficult to get into a comfortable position. "Monroe Doctoring" is a play on words and on the prompt which our friends across The Pond will surely understand.