This NobelPrizeWorthy effort is in reponse to Magpie Tales Mag 26
"A waterin' can without a complete spout?
However do you pour the water out?"
Now then, Doc, you're just being VERY SILLY! Go down a different road, but stay with the watering-can . . .
There was a keen gardener called Ned
whose children set fire to his shed.
With one can of water
he extinguished his daughter
(Doc! Slow Down! I think you've misread.)