Magpie Tales#28

This week, Willow prompts entrants with another picture . . . 

She Counts Her Toes

She

begins

at either 

end. She gets as

far as eight and then

cries "Help! Someone has pinched

my pinky toes! Have they gone

down the drain or up the faucet?

Perhaps they both went walk-about when

I was asleep just now. What a nuisance!
Perhaps I'll count from the right once again.
That little piggy went to market.
That little piggy stayed at home.
Next little piggy ate roast beef.
Next little pig got none.
This little pig cried
'Wee-wee! Wee-wee!'
PLEASE, pigs! Not
in my,
  bath . ."

(Form: Double Etheree.   Verdict: Very Silly)