Aug 29, 2010

More Lifestyle Advice

Never play the trumpet right after taking a laxative.

11 comments:

  1. Exactly! It's a great pity fewer people listen to your advice than require it.

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  2. That's advice from the late, great Humphrey Lyttelton and he should know!

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  3. On that subject, BBC Radio 4 at noon on Monday 30 August will have a Humph Celebration Concert ...

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  4. Well . . . 'fess up, FTSE! I pinched it from the trailer for the Humph Concert. Let's hope the whole country is listening.

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  5. Somethin' like : Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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  6. That is great advice.. I had also heard: If you are over 50, never trust a fart!

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  7. It's still valid advice though!

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  8. ADSLass. That sounds very, very OUCH!
    Inv. Seductress . . . I am. And I don't. Ever.
    Argent . . you any idea where those 2 soncy women came from?

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  9. Further advice: never click on a 'STOP...this is getting very SILLY' post when you have a mouth full of fizzy water!! Nuff said.

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  10. Broken Biro . . . that is EASILY the best compliment FTSE has ever been paid throughout the whole of a long and indifferent life. If your PC sustained any damage, please laugh it off!

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  11. Dear poetic friend: how are you?

    http://jinglepoetry.blogspot.com/2010/09/poetry-potluck-bedazzled.html


    our poetry potluck is open, if you have poems (old or new) to share, link in NOW,
    you can link up to 3 poems, the more you share, the happier we are.
    Thanks for the participation! Tuesday 8pm is the deadline to link up, please hurry up!
    Happy Monday Poetry Potluck!
    Happy Tuesday!

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