Microfiction Monday needs 140 characters devoted to this character
Theme . . . .
"What's up Sir Knight, hanging about outside yer TinTent?"
"I washed it. It would dry better if I could see how to turn it inside-out."
(140 characters inc. spaces)
Enter Hamlet, in full armour:
Hamlet. "To pee or not to pee, that is the question."
"What's that tin thing, Daddy?"
"It's the Sealed Knot Society's portaloo, son."
"Oh, what can ail thee, Knight-at-Arms, alone and palely loitering, bollock naked outside thy TinTent?"
"Forgot the entry password, innit!"
(136 characters. Apologies to John Keats)
Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
Romeo: "Locked in 'ere, you silly moo! Run and get the tin-opener!"