At the Digital Gift Shop

(Try it to the tune "I Gave My Love a Cherry.")

I bought our lass an iPhone so she could ring.

I gave our lad an xBox. It's just the thing.

I gave them both an iPod to surf the net.

And then I gave them iTunes. They're singing yet!

I treated them to iBooks. They like to read.

iPads, iMacs, iPhoto . .  meet ev'ry need!

I gave my wife an iRon.

That was about a month ago.  Haven't seen her since . . .