I do go on holliday in Italy. While visiting city of Napoli, and against advice of locals and Polizia, I make an expedition to see the creature of Mons Vesuvius, from which smoke and steam come belching. This very impressive. The forces of Nature never cease to devastate. But sadly, I fall down insides and come to rest with leg broken not much higher up than redhotted seething loofah. Fortunately, have mobile phone with me, so can summon help also laptop in bacpack so can blog this terrible experience as you read here. Can not beleive when Polizia Provinciale say they tell me not to approach near creature and so can not send rescues helicopter unless I pay for hire, time, fuels and cetera. All many thousand euros. Can you believe that? Italy like third world state! So this why I need your urgent helps. Already my mountain boots getting very hot. All money and credit cards, debit card left in auberge where I am based during holiday. Western Union is therefore best way for kind blogger friends to get money to me in this hellish place. Quick! Quick! Green fumes very choking. Not long I think before I expire of life. Helicopter standing by pending promise of payment. Please send what you can to account 342-45537-7866 at Western Union. Doubtfuls can check my sad story by now calling my mobe on 39 07772334541 or check truth of my visit by phoning hotel 39 06635 33222. Please get money quickly to this unhappy person. This not usual Nigerian scam. Please believe.
Idea for this plea come from Jinksy touring on tandem bike in UK