Aug 19, 2011

Friday Flash Fiction 19th. August

Friday by Friday, G-Man asks us to encapsulate the sadness of things in 55 telling words.

Deuce!

She could not unhook her gaze from the lump in his swimming shorts. What normal woman could? Entranced, she found herself wondering "Swimming shorts? Peculiar dress for playing tennis?  Oh, I see!  That lump must be where he conceals his balls, and if that's the case it's no wonder he grunts when he serves."

(55 words ± 0, including the title.)

17 comments:

  1. Ha! Aren't you silly! What woman could indeed.

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  2. lol! So that's why the men grunt when playing tennis. So I'm guessing that's why the female players screech? ;)

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  3. Balls said the Queen
    If I had em, I'd be King!
    Sassy 55 Doc...
    Thanks for playing, haven't seen you or your quick wit for awhile, Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  4. haha...that is a riot...grunts when he serves...lol

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  5. Shades of a ding-dong battle going on here this early morning...

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  6. You abominable man! When can we meet?

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  7. Indeed. Now I understand where the love score comes from. Though, we both know, 'love' has absolutely nothing to do with 'tennis'.

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  8. LOL to what G-Man said. Thanks for the Friday morning hilarity.

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  9. Ada Trellis - My beady eye is upon you! Don't like you making blind dates with anyone but your Haddock...

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  10. lolsssssss
    I am laughing alright!!

    weekend hugs xo

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  11. Hahahahahah! Really conjures up a mental image, that's for sure!

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  12. There has to be some place to keep them...
    Ha on your 55

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  13. Lol!you really are a clever man!
    Giggles all the way :D

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