Friday by Friday, G-Man asks us to encapsulate the sadness of things in 55 telling words.
Deuce!
She could not unhook her gaze from the lump in his swimming shorts. What normal woman could? Entranced, she found herself wondering "Swimming shorts? Peculiar dress for playing tennis? Oh, I see! That lump must be where he conceals his balls, and if that's the case it's no wonder he grunts when he serves."
(55 words ± 0, including the title.)
Ha! Aren't you silly! What woman could indeed.
ReplyDeletelol! So that's why the men grunt when playing tennis. So I'm guessing that's why the female players screech? ;)
ReplyDeleteBalls said the Queen
ReplyDeleteIf I had em, I'd be King!
Sassy 55 Doc...
Thanks for playing, haven't seen you or your quick wit for awhile, Have a Kick Ass Week-End
haha...that is a riot...grunts when he serves...lol
ReplyDeleteShades of a ding-dong battle going on here this early morning...
ReplyDeleteYou abominable man! When can we meet?
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Now I understand where the love score comes from. Though, we both know, 'love' has absolutely nothing to do with 'tennis'.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL to what G-Man said. Thanks for the Friday morning hilarity.
ReplyDeleteAda Trellis - My beady eye is upon you! Don't like you making blind dates with anyone but your Haddock...
ReplyDeletelolsssssss
ReplyDeleteI am laughing alright!!
weekend hugs xo
Hahahahahah! Really conjures up a mental image, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteThere has to be some place to keep them...
ReplyDeleteHa on your 55
wow, interesting 55.
ReplyDeleteenjoyed the plot.
Lol!you really are a clever man!
ReplyDeleteGiggles all the way :D