Aug 19, 2011

Friday Flash Fiction 19th. August

Friday by Friday, G-Man asks us to encapsulate the sadness of things in 55 telling words.

Deuce!

She could not unhook her gaze from the lump in his swimming shorts. What normal woman could? Entranced, she found herself wondering "Swimming shorts? Peculiar dress for playing tennis?  Oh, I see!  That lump must be where he conceals his balls, and if that's the case it's no wonder he grunts when he serves."

(55 words ± 0, including the title.)
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15 comments:

  1. Yvonne OsborneAugust 19, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    Ha! Aren't you silly! What woman could indeed.

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  2. TALONAugust 19, 2011 at 3:34 AM

    lol! So that's why the men grunt when playing tennis. So I'm guessing that's why the female players screech? ;)

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  3. G-ManAugust 19, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    Balls said the Queen
    If I had em, I'd be King!
    Sassy 55 Doc...
    Thanks for playing, haven't seen you or your quick wit for awhile, Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  4. Brian MillerAugust 19, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    haha...that is a riot...grunts when he serves...lol

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  5. CadAugust 19, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Shades of a ding-dong battle going on here this early morning...

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  6. Mrs.TrellisAugust 19, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    You abominable man! When can we meet?

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  7. Monica ManningAugust 19, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Indeed. Now I understand where the love score comes from. Though, we both know, 'love' has absolutely nothing to do with 'tennis'.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    LOL!!! Too funny!

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  9. Enchanted OakAugust 19, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    LOL to what G-Man said. Thanks for the Friday morning hilarity.

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  10. CadAugust 19, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    Ada Trellis - My beady eye is upon you! Don't like you making blind dates with anyone but your Haddock...

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  11. OliviaAugust 20, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    lolsssssss
    I am laughing alright!!

    weekend hugs xo

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  12. LydiaAugust 20, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Hahahahahah! Really conjures up a mental image, that's for sure!

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  13. moondustwriterAugust 20, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    There has to be some place to keep them...
    Ha on your 55

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  14. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarryAugust 21, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    wow, interesting 55.
    enjoyed the plot.

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  15. Erratic ThoughtsAugust 23, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Lol!you really are a clever man!
    Giggles all the way :D

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