Poets United seeks poems based on the Third Letter of Our Names
The C-Word
I'm Charming, Conscientious, Careful, Cute.
Not Condemnatory, Cynical or Cruel.
My Conversation's Cultured, never Coarse,
UnCeasingly Considerate - that's my rule.(*)
When Calliope Calls me for a Cwatrain(**)
which Could Conjure Critique and other Crap
I don't enable Comment moderation.
I'm Confident you'll Chuckle, Cheer and Clap.
Concisely put, I'm Cwite(**) a Clever Chappie,
Cool Company from Coast to Shining Coast.
Consider this - I'm modest, shy, retiring!
So if I say "Conceited? Moi!" - I'm toast.
(*) I know, I know! But note that the "C" is the third letter of the word. HAHAHA!
(**) Oh Curses! I should have been Called "RaQuel"
Not Condemnatory, Cynical or Cruel.
My Conversation's Cultured, never Coarse,
UnCeasingly Considerate - that's my rule.(*)
When Calliope Calls me for a Cwatrain(**)
which Could Conjure Critique and other Crap
I don't enable Comment moderation.
I'm Confident you'll Chuckle, Cheer and Clap.
Concisely put, I'm Cwite(**) a Clever Chappie,
Cool Company from Coast to Shining Coast.
Consider this - I'm modest, shy, retiring!
So if I say "Conceited? Moi!" - I'm toast.
(*) I know, I know! But note that the "C" is the third letter of the word. HAHAHA!
(**) Oh Curses! I should have been Called "RaQuel"
Mmm...toast in time for breakfast. Pass the marmalade? *smile*
ReplyDeleteCool collection of 'C' words cavorting capably con brio.
Yes, I am chuckling, cheering, and clapping...and clinking my cup of tea against the monitor. Oops, now there is a mess I must leave to wipe up. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't Condemn your Credibility nor Criticize your Convincing Creativity! This was one Cosmic Creation!
ReplyDeleteC is one of my favourite letters, obviously...
ReplyDeleteICUR a Clever Clogs!
ReplyDeleteAn allusive alliteration absurdly affecting the attributes of animalistic amusements, i.e., funny as heck, dude!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get this stuff?
I'm with Jinksy - craving marmalade for some reason. Do you have this effect on others?
ReplyDeleteConsiderable chuckles commenced.
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you all! Thank you! My ego is fully restored.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, you do make us "Chuckle, Cheer and Clap." clever chap :)
ReplyDeleteSir, I'm afraid that it's not your Ego that's ailing, but your Id is a bloody mess. I know a doctor that specializes in uncontrollable silly behavior, and I do believe he makes house calls, accompanied by two quite nice young men in clean white coats.
ReplyDeleteVery clever. I enjoyed your modesty, hee hee.
ReplyDeleteJackie J and Sherry . . . I have many failings, but modesty is not one of them.
ReplyDeleteThanks to all visitors for their interest and comments.
completely captivating chap!
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