Once again FTSE fits his response to a well-known tune. Listen to King Louis, or Pet Clark, or hear it belted out at ten-to-six . . . .
I've got rid of my clapped-out PC.
For as far ahead as I can seeeee
I will swear by MacBooks . .
they've such elegant looks.
Now it's Apple Mac always for meeee.
When it comes to Mac versus PC
Be it Acer, Compaq or HPeeee
Mac is top of the town,
'cos they never break down,
they're are stable, completely freeze-freeee!
I'm as certain as certain can beeee
Mac OS is not viruseee!
And their firewalls are stout,
They lock all hackers out
So no-one can steal your moneeeee!
Mac filters are something to seeee.
They work most reliabeleeee
They filter out spam
And slices of ham
And other bloggers' raspberreeee.
Mac updates update while you nap,
So the latest is always on tap.
Compared with a Dell
Mac's work very well . . .
Make yer av'rage PC look like
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