Be good but if you can't be good buy a pram!
More splutters over the keyboard. Thanks for the laugh.
Now, really, Doc!
Hah! That's as good as the 'baby shoes, never worn'. Not so tragic, though. Well, depends on how you look at it, I guess.
Well said, Derrick. This . . this . . words fail me . . is the sort of thing that has me reaching for my "Disgusted of Abergele" pen.
If only he had knownthat the condoms he had beencarrying in his wallet for fifteen yearshad a use-by date
Why? Can't you think for yourself? (well done)
Of course, the lady could have simply said 'On your bike!' at the right time...
Thanks for the laugh, Doc! Wonderful haiku!-Weasel
Clever and concise....and oh so true!
Welcome to the Tent. Fun response!
Laughing out loud here....
Your haikuneeds totake responsibilityfor it's own actions
Your comments are sokind. When I leave this World be-hind, I will rememhmmm. I seem to run out of syllables. But I think the message is clear. Thanks to all for your laughter.
Thank you for stopping by. To make life easier for you I have turned off the new indecipherable and time-wasting verification words. Would you care to "feedback" to Blogger and complain about them, like I did?