I was inspired by the Big Tent prompt here - "Think of something you said, then write what you should have said." (Hmmm . . . been happening all my life, innit? Well . . . here goes!)
HAIKU
If only she'd said
"Please use a condom," this pram
would be a push-bike.
Be good but if you can't be good buy a pram!
ReplyDeleteMore splutters over the keyboard. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteNow, really, Doc!
ReplyDeleteHah! That's as good as the 'baby shoes, never worn'. Not so tragic, though. Well, depends on how you look at it, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWell said, Derrick. This . . this . . words fail me . . is the sort of thing that has me reaching for my "Disgusted of Abergele" pen.
ReplyDeleteIf only he had known
ReplyDeletethat the condoms he had been
carrying in his wallet
for fifteen years
had a use-by date
Why? Can't you think for yourself?
ReplyDelete(well done)
Of course, the lady could have simply said 'On your bike!' at the right time...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Doc! Wonderful haiku!
ReplyDelete-Weasel
Clever and concise....and oh so true!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Tent.
ReplyDeleteFun response!
LOL! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud here....
ReplyDeleteYour haiku
ReplyDeleteneeds to
take responsibility
for it's own actions
Your comments are so
ReplyDeletekind. When I leave this World be-
hind, I will remem
hmmm. I seem to run out of syllables. But I think the message is clear. Thanks to all for your laughter.
wow!
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