It's Friday again, and true to his habit, G-Man grants us 55 words to do out worst.
"Where do you want the tattoos, Mr. Gingrich"
"Give you two guesses."
"You're sure, sir?"
"I do anchors. Roses. 'Love you, Mom.' "
"Just these pictures. One to the left. One to the right."
"You want Mr.Romney and Mr.Santorum tattoed on your . . er . . chest? Why,sir?"
"Because they're two of the biggest tits in America."
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