Feb 3, 2012

Rivals

It's Friday again, and true to his habit, G-Man grants us 55 words to do out worst. 


"Where do you want the tattoos, Mr. Gingrich"
"Give you two guesses."
"You're sure, sir?"
"Never surer."
"I do anchors. Roses. 'Love you, Mom.' "
"Just these pictures.  One to the left. One to the right."

"You want Mr.Romney and Mr.Santorum tattoed on your . .  er . .  chest? Why,sir?"
"Because they're two of the biggest tits in America."

Go to G-Man's pages for more kick-ass efforts.

19 comments:

  1. Actually they are Dicks!
    But any naughty body part will do!
    Loved your 55 Doc
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick ASS Week End

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    1. What is this fixation with body parts, G-Man? :)

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  2. Roses would have been prettier... LOL

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    1. here is my offering

      http://wanderwithoutbeinglost.blogspot.com/2012/02/sleeper-must-awaken.html

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  4. So hilarious! (Your 55, not the reality of the political scene here in the U.S.!)

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  5. Excellent take, but the picture is so revolting that I want to forget it. NOW.

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  6. Hilarious! A good dig on the political scene. It's a 50-50 chance for Newt if both are tattooed on his chest. Santorum was not in contention earlier on. Ok, fine, he's out. Mitt held on right through to Florida. He has a better chance of securing the Republican ticket. With him on the chest Newt may stand a chance of proudly having the next President with him for company all the time.


    Hank

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  7. What a fine pair he has there! Enjoyed this post -

    I have to tell you I am having problems logging into your blog at the moment. Often get the server telling me your page is unavailable.

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    1. Thanks, Jane. I put a wrong link into the LinkyList for last weeks Magpie (the Kandinsky picture) - but no problems reported since. Can you possibly eMail me if problem persists?

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  8. Hahahaha - I was thinking on his bum because they are two of the biggest asses (um...arses in your language, I believe) in America. And thanks for the time travel tip, lol. :o) It just me happy every time I see it!

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    1. "Ass" is quite widely used in the UK now, as American English takes over from English English from sea to shining sea (Grimsby to Blackpool!)

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    2. Oh, that's a little bit sad. Of course all us Americans are enamored with English English...but there ya go.

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  9. I have seen this photo one too many times... ha - thank God Cad came along and put some clothes on her...him. You know, I swear I often feel I am the only conservative artsy person on earth. I really would LOVE to have a self-made rich man in the White House. Being rich is NOT evil and Mitt knows business (or so he says) Obama can't even read a teleprompter and say four words without pausing ... oh boy, don't get me started.

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    1. Couldn't agree with you more,Margaret. However much you've got, it's never enough, is it? So how can the overly rich get even more? I know! Rob the poor of this world . . .

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  10. I thought for sure it was going to be the other end. lol.

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  11. lol! That was perfect, Doctor FTSE!

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  12. LOL love it! It could apply to lots of our politicians too.

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