Once again the mighty G-Man goes foraging for 55 words of wisdom and wit for his FFF55 blog
Now we learn that horses need passports! Getting the photograph must be arduous. How do you fit a horse into a photo-booth? Are they allowed to smile? Or wear a straw hat with their ears sticking through holes? How much hoof luggage are they allowed? Would you want to sit next to an airsick horse? Etc.
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I think this horse is in disguise. It has died its hair ginger and is attempting to grow a beard...
ReplyDeleteOr ever dyed - though it does have an air of dead meat about it, too...
DeleteClearly my co-ordination is up the creek - my brain and fingers are out of sync and the typos abound.. Third time lucky? Try 'even, not 'ever' and send me to the bottom of the class... Which reminds me...??? (private joke!)
Deleteimagining an airsick horse not being much fun to be sitting next to...you know...
ReplyDeleteSome travel better than others-( a few need sedation) some are tattooed some are micro chipped-!
ReplyDeleteIt's the horsemeat unfit for human consumption (injected with some caustic substance?) that I would worry about. Such a smear on the pristine image of the EU that we here stateside look up to. As to passports...you aren't supposed to smile!
ReplyDeleteSo all the Horses are leaving the country?
ReplyDeleteLike the Jews fled Pre-war Germany?
Loved your satirical 55 Doc
(It IS Satire right?)
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End.
I'm thinking --- vegetarian now? :-)
ReplyDeleteMy horse has a passport. There is no photo. He never goes abroad. (Just thought you'd like to know.)
ReplyDeleteJust fyi Doctor, horses are unable to throw up; it's anatomically impossible. But I would not care to use the restroom after one.
ReplyDeleteRabbits cannot throw up, either...Cousins?
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