Jan 27, 2012

Friday Flash Fiction 27th. January

Not for the first time, the All-Knowing G-Man brightens our Fridays with another tempting 55 word offer.















Congrats! Here's your iGotcha phone. When you hold the mouthpiece to your forehead, your victim hears your thoughts. Don't waste words. Let it all hang out! Think bedtime. The mouthpiece camera shows him your top half. When he starts grunting the wired-in alarm clock rings. Whip your top off and shake yourself about. You got him!

13 comments:

  1. I have no doubt, they would if they could.

    Nicely written.

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  2. it is only a matter of time before someone invents this you know...not sure i want people knowing what i am thinking...

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  3. Oh my...like Brian said above. Also, I don't know if I want people staring at my upper half! Yikes!

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  4. The "visual" has already been taken care of with chatting on the internet... but as far as reading one's thoughts... I'm afraid I wouldn't have many friends left... :)

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  5. Doc... why would he start grunting?

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  6. And why pray have you not included a link to a site where an iGotcha phone is offered for sale? How unsporting of you...

    (W.V. is 'flart' !! ... flirt+fart, perhaps?)

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  7. Doc...?
    You are one crazy Bastard!
    Loved your 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  8. You're killin me. I expect someone will now go invent this.

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  9. Hilarious, and borders on just-might-happen. =)

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  10. hilarious as usual- how do you think up these so funny posts? I came by to see what you made of Kandinsky but your post is no where to be found!

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  11. I could have sworn there was something else here before... something about snooker? Hmm.

    The spot on Jupiter, eh? Nice dialogue with lots of wit - full marks!

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  12. hahaha... love it! Why didn't they think of that when I was single?

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