Feb 11, 2011

Flash Fiction 55. 11th. February 2011

I think I must need some new glasses,
for truly I cannot quite see
how to stick one up Rosie O'Donnell













before she sticks her one up me!

(27 words . . . so readin' it twice is only 54!)

Every week G-Man, aka Mr.KnowItAll, invites those with built-in short-circuiting brains to condense life's bitter and delusional experiences into 55 words or fewer.  Mine here was inspired by his HERE.
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16 comments:

  1. Always WriteFebruary 11, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    Stick it to her if you can

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  2. Kathe W.February 11, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    yeah- stick it to her and than run like hell...oops she probably couldn't keep up with ya anyhow! and thanks for your nice comments - alwyas appreciated! Cheers!

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  3. G-ManFebruary 11, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Who wears WOODEN Shoes?
    Who Loves Tulips.
    Who stuck a finger in The Dike?
    DUTCH OVEN?
    Go DUTCH TREAT?
    Do ya think his Nickname Might be Dutch?
    Is this the land of Sherlock Holmes?

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  4. Doctor FTSEFebruary 11, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    Wooden shoes. eh? Great for Kicking Ass.

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  5. TALONFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    lol! The first "do-over" 55 I've read.

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  6. hedgewitchFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    Very clever with the read it twice thing--but I could have gone my whole life without looking at a picture of Rosie--quite apt semi-55, though.

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  7. LindaFebruary 11, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    I'm with hedgewitch on the whole Rosie thing.

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  8. Brian MillerFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    haha...nice retort to g-man....

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  9. MargaretFebruary 12, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    Leave it to you to follow up G-man with this! Your are wise not to mess with Rosie.

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  10. rallentandaFebruary 12, 2011 at 2:20 AM

    Oh God, you're not wearing those wooden shoes again!They just don't go with a kilt.

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  11. limeFebruary 12, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    bwahahaha! you guys are cracking me up with your rosie o'donnell fixation!

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  12. RNSANEFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    I wouldn't touch Rosie with a wooden...er, ah, whatever. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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  13. Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life"February 12, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Ah, you Brits! Very scary picture too!

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  14. MonaFebruary 12, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Its Rosie making her rounds everywhere !

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  15. Katherine KrigeFebruary 12, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Ha! Nice play off of G-Man.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    And I'll give you the 55th word... "OUCH"!!! :)
    What a reply to G-Man's post... enjoyed it much!!

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