I think I must need some new glasses,
for truly I cannot quite see
how to stick one up Rosie O'Donnell
before she sticks her one up me!
(27 words . . . so readin' it twice is only 54!)
Every week G-Man, aka Mr.KnowItAll, invites those with built-in short-circuiting brains to condense life's bitter and delusional experiences into 55 words or fewer. Mine here was inspired by his HERE.