The most excellent G-Man challenges one-and-all to tell a telling tale in 55 words max. for his Friday-Flash-55. Don't cry "Why 55? Why not 54, or 56?" Just get on with it!
The "Wait" sign in a barbershop read "2 hours"
A customer seeing this, left.
Next day he returned. Another 2-hour wait. He left.
The barber asked a friend 'Follow him. He asks how long he'll have to wait - never does. Where’s he go?'
The friend returned, smirking. "Bad news! He went to your house."