shall never have
dominion(*) in this
house, where Christmas diners
lurk in unfragrant corners,
buttocks pursed against prevailing
winds, kitchen a No Go Area.
Airwick sweet, uncork! Out! Out! Brussell Sprout.
(*) You see the ethereeist's problems? "Dominion"? Thee syllables or four?
"Area"? Two syllables or three?