I phoned my friend, who said
"I fear I'm going bald!"
He will be glad I called!
He should anoint his head
from which the hair has spalled
with Preparation ZED.
I sent some as a gift,
and thought that that was that.
He'll soon have a fine mat.
My present caused a rift.
"ZED" did not baldness shift -
He now talks through his hat!
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteJane
Hilarious! And the before and after photos are class!
ReplyDeleteThis is a stitch and the pictures are worth a thousand words- or another funny poem! Thanks for taking a seat on the bus!
ReplyDeleteUp to your standard again, Doctor. Love the (photoshopped?) caps.
ReplyDeleteHehe, this brought a smile.
ReplyDeleteDo you have Preparation "H" over there? That's for talking out of your arse!
ReplyDeleteThis was great fun! Thanks for a good laugh.
Kat
I can't quit laughing at Preparation Zed and the After photo .. how about a little head ?
ReplyDeleteUse Preparation Zed :)
Hysterical poem with illustrations to match!!!
ReplyDeleteI like this!! I have several bald friends who would have tried your preparation zed, regardless of head shrinking side-effects! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeletetruly laughing out loud here on the west coast of USA....can you hear me now?
ReplyDeleteSome of us are bald under our red berets . . but even we cannot help laughing.
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