Prompted by Tess and the Mag, she reads the white notice on the pillar box and falls into deep thought.
"Second Class Post. Affix a second class stamp (one of the wee blue ones) and pop the letter into the slot."
"First Class Post. Our express service! Put 5 one pound coins or 3 two pound coins in the slot, then take the letter straight round to the address shown on the envelope."
"At Royal Mail we aim to please. Eventually."