Action Figures by Edith Vonnegut
I once knew a lady from Bude (*)
who hoovered her stairs while undressed.
She looked really kinky
when she tripped on the "Slinky"
and her pussy declared "Now, that's shameless!"
(*) Bude. A small town in Pornwall, U.K.(**)
(**) Oops! Sorry! CORNwall, I mean.