Action Figures by Edith Vonnegut
I once knew a lady from Bude (*)
who hoovered her stairs while undressed.
She looked really kinky
when she tripped on the "Slinky"
and her pussy declared "Now, that's shameless!"
(*) Bude. A small town in Pornwall, U.K.(**)
(**) Oops! Sorry! CORNwall, I mean.
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Oh my!
ReplyDeleteSeems like a nice girl!
ReplyDeleteSuch a comfortable way to tackle a boring task on a hot day ! LOL
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot to be said for scuddy cleaning.......usually ouch!
ReplyDeleteI KNEW you would come up with a hilarious limerick! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteEdgy Dr.... Edgy
ReplyDeleteNot touching that with a 10 foot (or meter) pole!
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