Reader . . . try to imagine yourself reading this post without moving your lips or teeth - otherwise the young lady might swallow the capsule and then . . who knows.
"Now risten, you horriga riddle salesrady. I have done many gad things in my useress, wasted rife. Gut guying this shade of ripstick was the rast straw. So give me my money gack . . . or I'rr CHOMP! Then you'rr be sorry!"
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OMG ... too late, I swallowed it!
ReplyDeleteHad a lo'a 'un reading 'is aloud wi' a 'encil in gy teesh 'Sank you,Doc! LOL
ReplyDeleteI've bit on te dablets - I'm not as tink as tum teople pink I am but the stander I long her the drinker I got!
ReplyDeleteGood one.. creative and funny take on the prompt. I love it.
ReplyDeleteA kind of reverse hard sell ......
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! It's hard to talk without moving lips or teeth!!
ReplyDeleteowch owch I bit down on my wedded pencil...now I yam doomed. lordy you are funny!
ReplyDeleteI coughed out the pill and read it again!
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I laughed out loud.
ReplyDelete"Stop!...This is getting very SILLY" has been included in the A Sunday Drive for this week. Be assured that I hope this helps to point even more new visitors in your direction.
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