May 10, 2013

Breaking News.

G-Man requests our inventive fol-de-rols as an antidote to Friday, in 55 words. Here goes.




A gang held up a truck delivering toilet rolls to a Tesco Convenience store.   When the driver tried to tell the thieves his load had little value they got annoyed and sprayed his truck with bullets. He escaped unharmed, his cab being fitted with bullet proof glass. But there was a lot of soft tissue damage.

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7 comments:

  1. *GROAN!* Doctor, this is the worst kind of yellow journalism!

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  2. I decided to Google for a loo roll joke - I rather liked this one...

    "After seeing those cute puppies on the Andrex advert, I decided to get the kids one for Christmas.
    I can't wait to see their little faces when they open up their extra soft toilet roll."

    Does this mean the writer must have been as mean a s**t?! LOL

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  3. I see you're not too old for a Groaner!
    Thanks Doc, someone has to do it...hehehe
    Loved your Charmin..er Charming 55
    Thanks for playing, you represented the Empire quite Smashingly today. Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  4. lol! I groaned, but I giggled, too! :)

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  5. I have a cartoon pasted over the airbag ejector of my car. It is a man riding a roll of toilet paper, labelled TP Cruiser. My car is......

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