From the ballroom at Willow Manor comes Tess's engaging prompt . .
Slow, Slow, Quick Quick Slow.
A flat-footed sailor called Lancing
was thrown out of "Strictly Come Dancing."
" 'Cos your footwork," cried Venus
"is borderline heinous!
Sort of rum-sodden hornpiper prancing!"
(Venus and The Sailor, 1925, by Salvador Dali)
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