Snail Mail

Prompted by Tess and the Mag, she reads the white notice on the pillar box and falls into deep thought.

"Second Class Post.  Affix a second  class stamp (one of the wee blue ones) and pop the letter into the slot."

"First Class Post.  Our express service!  Put 5 one pound coins or 3 two pound coins in the slot, then take the letter straight round to the address shown on the envelope."

"At Royal Mail we aim to please.  Eventually."