Sweet Summer, 1912, John William Waterhouse 
There was a young lady called Fanny
whose clients were Clarence and Danny,
Bert, Harry and Bill,
Jack, Arnold and Phil.
Her staying power - truly uncanny.
(*) Don't bother! Just don't. (But you can download it for £0.77p from A'zon to your Kindle, HaHa!)
 

 

