Feb 11, 2011

Flash Fiction 55. 11th. February 2011

I think I must need some new glasses,
for truly I cannot quite see
how to stick one up Rosie O'Donnell













before she sticks her one up me!

(27 words . . . so readin' it twice is only 54!)

Every week G-Man, aka Mr.KnowItAll, invites those with built-in short-circuiting brains to condense life's bitter and delusional experiences into 55 words or fewer.  Mine here was inspired by his HERE.

16 comments:

  1. yeah- stick it to her and than run like hell...oops she probably couldn't keep up with ya anyhow! and thanks for your nice comments - alwyas appreciated! Cheers!

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  2. Who wears WOODEN Shoes?
    Who Loves Tulips.
    Who stuck a finger in The Dike?
    DUTCH OVEN?
    Go DUTCH TREAT?
    Do ya think his Nickname Might be Dutch?
    Is this the land of Sherlock Holmes?

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  3. Wooden shoes. eh? Great for Kicking Ass.

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  4. lol! The first "do-over" 55 I've read.

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  5. Very clever with the read it twice thing--but I could have gone my whole life without looking at a picture of Rosie--quite apt semi-55, though.

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  6. I'm with hedgewitch on the whole Rosie thing.

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  7. Leave it to you to follow up G-man with this! Your are wise not to mess with Rosie.

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  8. Oh God, you're not wearing those wooden shoes again!They just don't go with a kilt.

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  9. bwahahaha! you guys are cracking me up with your rosie o'donnell fixation!

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  10. I wouldn't touch Rosie with a wooden...er, ah, whatever. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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  11. Its Rosie making her rounds everywhere !

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  12. And I'll give you the 55th word... "OUCH"!!! :)
    What a reply to G-Man's post... enjoyed it much!!

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